Camp Redwood

American Horror Story. 1984

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Montana: It's just that it's L.A.... you can't make friends unless you get a little aggressive, right?

Brooke: I heard serial killers become more active in the summer months when it's hot.... Because people sleep with their windows open at night.

Xavier: I'm telling you, it's gonna be worth it. You don't want to be in this town this summer. It could cost you your life.

Gasoline Guy: You say Redwood?... Turn around. Go back to the city. They never should have opened that place up again.

Gasoline Guy: You're all gonna die.

Margaret Booth: All children must have a buddy to go into the water. The lake is allegedly bottomless, and drowning is the number one cause of death for U.S. campers.
Xavier: What's second?

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Margaret Booth: This is the girls' cabin. And this is the boys' cabin. Girls are red. Boys are blue. Don't even try to make purple.

Xavier: You expect us to be celibate all summer?
Margaret Booth: Well, I'm not banning self-abuse. Although every stroke soils your soul. But how could I ever enforce it?
Xavier: It's 1984, Margaret. They're building coed showers in the West Hollywood gym. You ever hear of the sexual revolution? Sex won.
Margaret Booth: I am aware of the decadence of our era. Women's underwear that shows the buttocks. Pornography in your own home. Van Halen. I have been fighting the Lord's fight against filth around the world for years...

Rita: How did we get these jobs with no prior experience? That's because anybody that knows anything about Camp Redwood doesn't want to be in Camp Redwood.

Margaret Booth: If you're gonna tell a story, tell it right.

Montana: No, no, no. Wait. You were in the Jane Fonda workout video.
Trevor: Ah. Originally, yes. First row, right next to Ms. Fonda herself. I call her Jane...

Margaret Booth: What happened to you? Cleanliness is next to godliness. Go clean yourself up!

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