The Application Deterioration

The Big Bang Theory 9×18

& Sheldon: Well, you’re an engineer. End of joke, burn.

& Amy: I wonder how much she spent on this...
    Raj: It doesn’t matter. It’s the thought that counts.
    Penny: Yeah, yeah, and beauty’s on the inside, size doesn’t matter— how much she spend?

& Penny: ...And most importantly, put it on speaker so we can hear.

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& Raj: Really? I’m sorry. I swear I know other words.
    Claire: So if you were still interested...
    Raj: Yes! Indeed! Absolutely! Indubitably! I’m not even sure what the last one means, but it’s another word, and I know it.

& Penny: You know what, hang on. What if Sheldon had no choice but to be respectful?
    Leonard: Wait. Wait. Is there a switch on the back of his neck we don’t know about?

& Penny: Wow. That is a lot of «whereupons».
    Amy: You should see the Valentine’s Day card he gave me.

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