Alan Shot a Little Girl

Two and a Half Men 12×6

& Walden: You’re not Al-Al Cool Dad, you’re just Weird Al.
    Alan: Okay, first of all, that’s a compliment to a lover of puns...

& Jean: So, you’re teaching Louis Mandarin?
    Walden: Well, I bought him, uh, an app for 99 cents, so, yeah, I’m teaching him.

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& Walden: Hey, uh, buddy, now that you’re finished with your chores, what do you say we go bowling, huh? Doesn’t that sound fun? We get to wear other people’s shoes...

& Alan: ... I’ve never been anybody’s first pick before.
    Walden: You were my first pick to help me raise a kid.
    Alan: Clean up on aisle five. The floor’s about to be covered in tears.

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