Landmine Goes Click

& Chris: What was it, like a civil war?
    Daniel: Russians invaded.
    Chris: Ha. Shocker. Fucking Russians, man, they just don’t get it, nobody likes them. I mean seriously, name one good thing to come out of Russia other than, like, really hot girl tennis players.
    Daniel: Vodka?
    Chris: Vodka? The Swedes make better vodka. Shit, even the French make better vodka.
    Daniel: Oil and gas.

& Chris: It’s kind of sad, really, you know, the Russians, I thought they... I thought they wanted to be free. Be good.
    Alicia: Be like us.
    Daniel: All I know is you never trust someone that comes from a country that’s successful with chess.

& Daniel: Now is not the time to be sentimental, okay? Now’s the time to dig.

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& Daniel: You know what’s fun? Beer, strippers, strippers and beer.

& Ilya: There’s really a bomb.
    Chris: Yeah, that’s why I can’t move, man. So just put the gun away, stop being an idiot.
    Ilya: You’re standing on a bomb and I’m the idiot?

& Ilya: He must stay still, yes?
    Alicia: Yes, perfectly still.
    Ilya: And you digging for him, yes?
    Alicia: Yeah, so will you help?
    Ilya: You make all the job when he do nothing. You make perfect Georgian wife.

& Ilya: You watch too many Hollywood movies. When you step on landmine, it blows up. Real landmine always blows up.

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