13 янв. 2016 г.

Trainwreck

& Gordon: You love your doll... But what if I told you... that was the only doll you’re allowed to play with the rest of your life? How would you feel?

& Gordon: ’Cause there’s a lot of other dolls on your shelves. And if you play with the other dolls, you can’t have that doll anymore. Even though that doll doesn’t really want to play with you at this point. You’re both living a lie.

& Gordon: There’s other dolls you like, and they’re making new dolls every year. You want a stewardess doll?.. What about a slightly overweight cocktail waitress doll?.. What about a doll who happens to be best friends with your main doll? It could happen, right?.. A doll you only play with one day and never see again?.. What about a doll where your friend’s playing with a doll, and he needs you to, you know, kind of man up with the other doll. You don’t even wanna play with that doll, but you do it... ’cause your friend’s playing with that doll. You don’t wanna sit there and leave the other doll unattended.

& Gordon: So that’s why me and Mom are getting divorced. Monogamy isn’t realistic. Monogamy isn’t realistic.

& Dianna: I like you, Amy. I do, you know. You’re clever, but you’re not too brainy. You’re pretty-ish and you’re not gorgeous. You’re approachable.

& LeBron James: Debbie didn’t even tell you where she lived.
    Aaron: Yeah, she thought I was a psycho. She kept calling me «Dexter


& Gordon: Nothing better than down-to-earth, blue collar Billy Joel with Elton John, the queen of England.

& Kim: What could possibly happen? What do you think is gonna happen?
    Amy: What if I, like, forget to flush the toilet... and there’s, like, a tampon in there? And not like a cute, like, «Oh, it’s the last day.» Like, a real tampon. I’m talking, like, a crime scene tampon. Like... Like, the Red Wedding, Game of Thrones.
    Kim: Oh, that bloody.
    Amy: Oh, my gosh! It’s like a Quentin Tarantino, Django, like, a real motherfucker of a tampon. Like you... There’s, like, an ear on it.

& LeBron James: You know, what’s your intentions?.. Like, what’s your plan?..
    Amy: We’re just hanging out... Keeping it «cazh.»
    LeBron James: So, like, you know, you get butterflies when you hear his name?
    Amy: Excuse me?!
    LeBron James: When you’re looking at clouds, do you see his face? Do you hear his name when you listen to the wind?
    Amy: Um... Yes?

& Gordon: You sound like a Lifetime movie. One of the happy ones, not the murder ones.

& Amy: As it turns out, I am in terrible physical shape. I am sweating more than I am proud of.

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