Miss Taken

Elementary 4×7

& Capt. Gregson: Believe it or not, this used to be an FBI agent.

& Watson: Of course I read the book!
    Henry Watson: And?
    Watson: It’s ridiculous. Sherlock and I do not run around with guns and we don’t get into kung fu fights with criminals and we sure as hell do not sleep together.

& Henry: So how did you know that that was me?
    Watson: Grover Ogden? We lived on Ogden Avenue. Grover was our dog. And by the way, that is how you make a porn name, not a pen name!

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& Watson: Smells like something died in here.
    Holmes: I’d hardly expect elephant dung to smell like potpourri. It is, in fact, a highly sought-after coffee, produced by feeding arabica beans to pachyderms in northern Thailand. And it has the potential to further reduce my need for sleep. Would you...?
    Watson: No, thanks. I had poop for lunch.

& Holmes: It’s hardly the first time I’ve inspired a writer, Watson. I am actually the basis for several fictional characters across various media. It’s one of the by-products of my success as a detective. I fascinate; this cannot be helped.

& Watson: I thought you said it was a small bomb...

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On the IMDb


+ Soundtrack (All We Do by Oh Wonder).

+ Crazy Credit (Holmes' voice's inviting us to watch the next episode.)

Σ A little too stretched, the story, yes?