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Modern Family 6×24

& Claire: I don’t want to sing that lame song!
    Phil: Oh. Lame. Okay.
    Claire: Phil, really? Come on.
    Phil: Only you could hurt a robot!

& Gloria: You treat my family like they’re criminals. Like he would bring $150,000 worth of heroin into this house!
    Jay: How do you know how much—
    Gloria: What?! I can’t know street value?!

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& Phil: Honey, I know I’m just a robot, but that sounds like love to me.

& Gloria: Okay, so, while Claire fixes robot Phil, I make toast.

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