Alia's Boyfriend

Citizen Khan 4×6

& Mr. Khan: Look, Amjad, talk to the hand, the beard ain’t listening. Nobody cares what your mother likes.

& Mrs. Khan: Her name is Alia... That’s with an A, as in «Apple of our eyes»... and Khan. That’s with a K.
    Mr. Khan: As in, «Keep your filthy hands off my daughter!»

& Alia: I’m not going out with some greasy-haired dork with glasses who works in IT!
    Mrs. Khan: They’re not all like that. Look, this one works in data management...

& Mrs. Khan: Does he have a name, this sweet... smelling... biker... with body art?!

& Mr. Khan: Amjad, fancy a pint?

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& Mr. Khan: She’s definitely pregnant. With the first one!
    Mrs. Khan: What?!
    Mr. Khan: Well, let’s just say, by the time she’s finished it’ll be like the United Colours of Benetton around here.

& Mrs. Khan: What’s he doing here?!
    Scabby: Mr Khan invited me.
    Mrs. Khan: ?!?!?!
    Mr. Khan: You know what it’s like when you go to the pub, sweetie!.. Have a couple of Fantas and a Cherryade chaser, you’re making friends with all kinds of people!

& Alia: How do you know he’s my boyfriend?
    Mr. Khan: We’re your parents, Alia. We instinctively know these things.

& Mr. Khan: In your face!
    Mrs Malik: It’s my grandchild, too!
    Mr. Khan: Oh, yes. Sorry. I mean, congratulations!


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