Patriot Games

Modern Family 6×22

& Claire: We were called into Principal Brown’s office one week before Alex’s graduation.
    Phil: That can mean only one of two things. Either she’s gonna be valedictorian or... they’re giving an award for sexiest dad.
    Claire: We’re very proud of Alex.

& Mrs. Patel: Ties are un-American. Would you be happy if the Super Bowl ended in a tie?
    Phil: Yes! There’d be twice as many parades!

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& Jay: I got a few special things here to help celebrate you becoming an American. Look. Kobe steaks. Bottle of scotch. Cigars.
    Gloria: You know that none of that is made in America.
    Jay: Buying them all was the American part.

& Claire: Come on, Alex! You can do it! I ran six miles the morning you were born! You came out of the womb ready for this!
    Mr. Patel: Sanjay! Your 115 cousins are rooting for you!

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