Mr Khan's Christmas Wonderland

Citizen Khan 4×7

& Mr. Khan: Little girls, little boys, it’s the same thing, isn’t it? ... Oh! Dirty!

& Mr. Khan: Christmas has come early for me, this year. Look at this, best present ever!
Alia: «Who got all the cheese?» I thought you didn’t like cheese?

& Mr. Khan: So, according to chapter one, the first thing you need to do in business is find a gap in the market. And I’ve got mine... Christmas for Muslims!

& Mr. Khan:
        ♪ A merry, merry Christmas ♪
        ♪ A happy, happy Christmas ♪
        ♪ Muslim’s spending their money ♪
        ♪ all the time... ♪

& Mr. Khan: Hello, Amjad.
    Amjad: You do know Naani’s on a donkey?

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& Dave: Mr Khan! Salaam aleikum and Merry Christmas!
    Mr. Khan: Hello, Dave.

& Riaz: I wanted to be the reindeer...
    Mr. Khan: It doesn’t matter who plays what. It’s a team effort. There’s no «I» in team and there’s no «I» in Frozen Snowman Extravaganza, either, is there?!
    Riaz: Wait...

& Mr. Khan: Oh, hello sweetie, merry Christmas!
    Mrs. Khan: Don’t you «merry Christmas, sweetie» me! Where are you?

& Mr. Khan: It’s just another Christmas story, involving a sack, some chocolate and a fat man with a beard flying through the air. But like all Christmas stories, all’s well that ends well.

& Mr. Khan: It’s not important, Shazia, it’s just a car... with an engine and four wheels and... 30 years of beautiful memories!

& Mr. Khan: Oh, twadi!

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