The Platonic Permutation

The Big Bang Theory 9×9

& Howard: If you can’t support me when I’m lying, why are we married?

& Amy: If you’d be comfortable with it, maybe we could go as friends.
    Sheldon: You don’t think that will be awkward?
    Amy: Well... it is Thanksgiving in an aquarium cafeteria, so I’m gonna go out on a limb here... and say yes.

& Emily: Do you ever do anything for anyone else?
    Howard: I happen to be a giving and generous lover.

& Penny: Well... you don’t know everything about me.
    Leonard: Your birthday is December 2, you grew up on Perkins Street, the last four digits of your social are 7-6-2-1, and the odds of me letting you forget this are zero.
    Penny: Oh, look at us. Our last Thanksgiving as husband and wife.

& Sheldon: You know, and in an effort to reduce awkwardness as we learn how to function as friends, I printed out a list of safe topics for polite conversation.
    Amy: ... If that makes you more comfortable.
    Sheldon: If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable, lists would be on the top of that list.

& Sheldon: What should we talk about?
    Amy: I don’t know. Just ask me whatever comes to mind.
    Sheldon: Very well. I know you’ve been seeing other men. Have you had coitus with any of them?

& Raj: You know, I read that washing dishes can be an excellent form of meditation. The key is that while washing the dishes one should only be... washing the dishes.
    Howard: Just because you have that accent doesn’t mean what you say isn’t stupid.

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& Elon Mask: Here you go.
    Howard: Thanks... You got to be kidding me!
    Elon Mask: Sorry?
    Howard: Y-You’re Elon Musk.
    Elon Mask: I am.
    Howard: Wh-What are you doing here?
    Elon Mask: I’m washing dishes. Well, I was on the turkey line, but I got demoted for being too generous with the gravy.

& Elon Mask: Nice to meet you, Howard. Feels great to come down here and help the less fortunate, huh?
    Howard: Oh, yeah. Nothing better than helping people! Which is something I realized when I was viewing Earth from the deck of the International Space Station, where I spent two months as a payload specialist, a job I was qualified for because I’m an MIT-trained engineer.
    Elon Mask: And I thought I ladled the gravy on thick...

& Elon Mask: Oh, look. Someone hardly touched their pumpkin pie. Want to share it with me?
    Howard: A-a partially eaten piece of pumpkin pie from a homeless shelter?.... With Elon Musk, you bet I do!!

& Sheldon: You know, for a Thanksgiving buffet in an aquarium cafeteria, that was really bad.

& Sheldon: Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn’t one of them. I think I need to just be your friend.

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