& Narrator: As Henry Altmann waited in traffic... on the way to his doctor’s appointment... he mentally added sub-woofers in small cars to things he hated. On his short list was also dog crap, car alarms... indecipherable parking signs, double baby strollers... ass-crack fashion, men’s cologne... bubble gum, bicycles, hamsters... garbage trucks, neighbors, metal hangers, TV remotes... greeting cards, flip-flops, fliers for cheap haircuts, fat people... pigeons, The Weather Channel, smell of urine, new mothers... credit card offers, blocked phone numbers... big umbrellas, F train, J.F.K., B.Q.E... A.T.M. service fees, .99 Cent Stores, radio personalities... networking, Starbucks, the Knicks... the Knicks, the Knicks... and God.
& Narrator: Doctor. No one told her that care does not equal need. Care being finite, need being endless. What care equals... is 15 minutes per patient.
& Cooper: I know what I would do.
Henry Altmann: What?
Cooper: Cry.
Ruben: For the first 20 minutes. Then I’d go to that Thai massage place on York and get a blow-job.
Aaron Altmann: I’d go to Temple Israel, pray a little, make a nice big donation.
Cooper: Me, I think I’d kill someone.
Aaron: Why?
Cooper: For the social good. Some deeply evil schmuck.
Henry: Like who?
Cooper: We live in Brooklyn. How hard could ii be?
& Ruben: Tell your client to go home, make love to his wife one last time and be happy. In the end... all we have is family.
& Aaron: Reconciliation in 90 minutes? Take the Thai blowjobs.
& Gummy: Twenty-five people? Is this some sort of post-midlife crisis?
Henry: No, it’s more like a pre-shiva.
& Bette Altmann: You always were a little bit of a jerk... but you were an amusing jerk. But since Peter, you’re just a jerk!
& Aaron: The only normal people there are are the ones you don’t know very well.
& Henry: They say that love is pure and generous. It’s not. It’s small and selfish.
& Henry: ....And then there’s your brother. Why? Lord, why?! I mean, what kind of God?.. What kind of world! It’s a stinking con game! You grow up being told, «Wait for the sweets and the roses.» Then they hit you with a pickax in the ear! Grief, they say you pass through it. Bullshit! They say, «Don’t get angry. Let it go. It’s killing you.» I say, «Fuck that!» Anger’s the only thing they left me! Anger is my refuge! It’s my shield! Anger is my birthright!
& Dr. Sharon Gill: If you jump... both of our lives are completely... irrevocably fucked!
& Henry: Would you wanna know when you were gonna die?
Sharon: No.
Henry: But if you did... what would you do if you knew how long you had?
Sharon: .... I would try and figure out how to be happy.
Henry: Then why don’t you?
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Σ Another [last] piece of Robin Williams. Sad ((
& Narrator: Doctor. No one told her that care does not equal need. Care being finite, need being endless. What care equals... is 15 minutes per patient.
& Cooper: I know what I would do.
Henry Altmann: What?
Cooper: Cry.
Ruben: For the first 20 minutes. Then I’d go to that Thai massage place on York and get a blow-job.
Aaron Altmann: I’d go to Temple Israel, pray a little, make a nice big donation.
Cooper: Me, I think I’d kill someone.
Aaron: Why?
Cooper: For the social good. Some deeply evil schmuck.
Henry: Like who?
Cooper: We live in Brooklyn. How hard could ii be?
& Ruben: Tell your client to go home, make love to his wife one last time and be happy. In the end... all we have is family.
& Aaron: Reconciliation in 90 minutes? Take the Thai blowjobs.
& Gummy: Twenty-five people? Is this some sort of post-midlife crisis?
Henry: No, it’s more like a pre-shiva.
& Bette Altmann: You always were a little bit of a jerk... but you were an amusing jerk. But since Peter, you’re just a jerk!
& Aaron: The only normal people there are are the ones you don’t know very well.
& Henry: They say that love is pure and generous. It’s not. It’s small and selfish.
& Henry: ....And then there’s your brother. Why? Lord, why?! I mean, what kind of God?.. What kind of world! It’s a stinking con game! You grow up being told, «Wait for the sweets and the roses.» Then they hit you with a pickax in the ear! Grief, they say you pass through it. Bullshit! They say, «Don’t get angry. Let it go. It’s killing you.» I say, «Fuck that!» Anger’s the only thing they left me! Anger is my refuge! It’s my shield! Anger is my birthright!
& Dr. Sharon Gill: If you jump... both of our lives are completely... irrevocably fucked!
& Henry: Would you wanna know when you were gonna die?
Sharon: No.
Henry: But if you did... what would you do if you knew how long you had?
Sharon: .... I would try and figure out how to be happy.
Henry: Then why don’t you?
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Σ Another [last] piece of Robin Williams. Sad ((
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