Man Up

& Nancy: You can do this. You just put yourself out there. See what happens. Just don’t drink too much. Good. And you’re going. You’re going. You’re gone.

& Elaine: Come on, let’s hear those mantras.
    Nancy: Put yourself out there.
    Elaine: Good.
    Nancy: Take chances.
    Elaine: Now a little less hollow and robotic.
    Nancy: Get stronger thighs. Be more deviant. Learn French. Cook more. Understand the Israeli-Palestinian conflict better. Engage with... life.

& Nancy: I think you need to shh. You need to shh your mouth.

& Bert: I think the trick is, get through the first 30, 40 years, then just kind of give up. From that point on it’s a breeze... No, I mean it.

& Sean: That was me, big fat Sean. Lord of the Pies. Emperor Boom-Boom.
    Nancy: Now you’re very...
    Sean: Yeah, I went on the 5:2 diet. Five days on chocolate Nesquik. And two days strawberry Nesquik.

& Nancy: So what rating are you two rabbits on now?
    Hilary: Rating?
    Nancy: Yeah, sexually speaking? Because Jack and I, God, we’re still in porno land really.

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& Bert: I mean, seriously... what’s left for us to say to each other after 40 years?
    Fran: Take the fucking recycling out.
    Bert: Still as foul-mouthed as the day I met her. And still as beautiful.

& Bert: And although I doubt that we have another 40 years ahead of us...
    Fran: Bloody hope not.
    Bert: ...or we will ever agree... that you can park on a double yellow line on a Sunday...
    Elaine: But you can, actually.
    Bert: ...or she will ever fully trust me with the big weekly shop...
    Fran: Not a hope in hell.
    Bert: ...but here’s to spending... whatever years we have left together.

& Bert: Franny... I am an empty shell on the beach without you. I am a laundry disaster waiting to happen. I am an old pear... left to soften in the fruit bowl.

& Nancy: What does it say in Six Billion People and You?.. Fuck the past.
    Jack: Fuck the past!

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