Grill, Interrupted

Modern Family 6×19

& Phil: Get ready to see the best gift ever... Happy birthday!
    Jay: It’s a grill. I got a grill.
    Phil: You had a wife, too. Didn’t mean you couldn’t trade up.

& Phil: There’s no such thing as a born cheerleader. It takes hard work and sacrifice. You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training?
    Claire: Mnh-mnh.
    Phil: 10 obituaries.

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& Manny: So, is that a birthday present for you or an extremely late mid-life crisis?

& Manny: If I’m reading this properly, I’m supposed to put a lime in your mouth, salt on your stomach, and drink it out of your bellybutton.
    Luke: You wish.

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