Spring Break

Modern Family 6×18

& Gloria: I asked Jay to stop smoking cigars, and he said that he would quit if I stopped watching the soap operas. But it’s very hard.
    Jay: What’s so damn hard? It’s the same thing every week— amnesia, evil twins, two ladies end up fighting in a fountain.

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& Jay: I don’t look at pictures on a phone. If it’s a good shot, get a print, put it in an album.

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