She Wants Revenge

American Horror Story: Hotel

5×9

& The Countess: It is time to construct something new. Something durable. With fortifications of iron, stone and steel... I will not be ruled. I will not be managed.

& The Countess: It’s our wedding. You design my gown. I’ll take care of everything else.

& The Countess: Security can be found only by looking into oneself. Others only make a mess of things.

& The Countess: A woman can only be pushed so far. And I’m right on the edge.

& The Countess: May I come in?

& The Countess: I’m getting married on Wednesday.
    Donovan: What?!
    The Countess: Relax. I’ll be a widow by Thursday... A rich widow.

& The Countess: I want to make a clean start of things. Clear away all the detritus of our lives.
    Donovan: Great, who should we kill first? After your betrothed, I mean.
    The Countess: Let’s make a list.

& Iris: Sorry, douche bag convention is over at the Hilton.

& Stormcock: We have a reservation. Under my name, Stormcock.
    Iris: Okay. Would that be a... last name or the whole thing, like Madonna?

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& Iris: I got nothing against pornography, when it’s done right. I went and saw Deep Throat at the Royal on Santa Monica Boulevard, just like everyone else. Hell, even William Buckley went. That was shot with real actors, on sets, with a script. Nowadays, any couple of yahoos can take out their iPhones and pretend to be the Sydney Pollack of sex flicks. And because of that World Wide Web, they can actually make a buck off of it.

& Iris: It’s a new me. I’m becoming a goddamn Dirty Harriet.

& Iris: Porn hurts people. Hurts the girls who think they need to screw like that. Hurts the guys who think girls want to screw like that.

& Will Drake: I’m gonna be blunt. Your father is bisexual. People think that word means something dirty, but it doesn’t. It means I like men and I like women. Equally.

& The Countess: The details don’t interest me, boo. Results are the only thing that matters.
    Contractor: What you’re asking is impossible.
    Mr. March: «In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.» Miguel de Cervantes.
    Contractor: Is this your decorator?

& Ramona: Can I come in? Please?

& Ramona: Decades with my father went by like 20 minutes. I forgot everything. Felt nothing. But a lot of things happened in the world around me in those years. The Internet. Goddamn Hulu. My old movies streaming for free... For free?!

& Madeline: They made me kill my parents!
    Jimmy: Duh! We ate all our parents; that’s why nobody’s looking for us.

& Valentino: Natacha ... has been drawn in by the future. This modern world speaks to her. I haven’t even seen her since you gave her that black plastic card. She speaks of nothing but shopping and... Uber.
    The Countess: She’s costing me a fortune. But it’s worth it, I’ll admit.

& Priest: Anyone present knows any reason why this man and this woman should not be joined in marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace.
    Liz: Uh... yeah. Because she’s a bitch with no conscience, no mercy, no soul.

& The Countess: I am going to make sure you suffer... Immensely.

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