PC Principal Final Justice

South Park 19×10

& P.C. Principal: An African American flips a turtle over on its back. A transgender Filipino comes and sees the helpless turtle baking in the sun. What color is the Filipino’s father?.... I didn’t think you were human.

& Nathan: What is PC but a verbal form of gentrification? Spruce everything up, get rid of all the ugliness in order to create a false sense of paradise. Only one thing can actually live in that world... ads.

& Jimmy: I mean come on, Classy.
    Classi: No, it’s Classi. With an «I.» The little dick that hangs off the «C» fuck the «L» out of the ass. Cla-ass-i.

& Kyle: We go somewhere that’s completely safe from any violence... The gun show.
    Leslie: Gun show?
    Kyle: There’ll be so many guns that nothing bad can happen.

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& Randy: Listen to me, everyone! There are beings who are purposely gentrifying the Earth so that humans can no longer afford it.

& Leslie: Every time you block us, we get smarter. Every time you try to stop us, we are more. If one plan fails, we will plan another. You will never be rid of ads.

& Randy: Maybe we’re not perfect beings, but we built a better town! We didn’t need you to do that! And we’ll keep on trying to make it better!
    Sharon: Randy, you’re yelling at a Whole Foods.

& P.C. Principal: We are at war, but the only way to win this war is to be as understanding, non-biased, and politically correct as possible.
    Kyle: This is gonna be really hard.

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