Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Two and a Half Men 11×14

& Walden: What are you guys up to, tonight?
    Jenny: Oh, dinner and game night.
    Walden: My ex-wife and I used to do that. Our favorite game was Life. Until she ruined mine.

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& Walden: Alan, Alan, Alan. You know, relationships are a lot like woodworking. There’s a certain way that things fit together, and if you force it, it splinters and falls apart. But if you take your time, follow instructions, you build something beautiful, solid. Something you can be proud of. Like this here elegant, cedar birdhouse.
    Alan: What does this have to do with me and Lyndsey?
    Walden: Nothing. But how cool is it I built this?

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