Elementary 4×1
& Holmes: Justice is like an orgasm— it can never come too late.
& Holmes: Uh, what do you want?
Bloom: To hire you. I hear you’re quite the detective.
Holmes: Unfortunately, I’ve got a «no sadist» policy.
& Watson: Well, we haven’t talked.
Holmes: A bad man let his brains out for some fresh air. What else is there to discuss?
& Holmes: If I wanted a distraction, Watson, I’d pay another visit to Athena and Minerva, and thrust myself into work more aerobic than crime scene reconstruction. I’m just saying.
& Watson: What’s the hardest you’ve ever been hit?
& Holmes: Day after that, she goes to a hardware store, purchases the following items. A tarp, two pairs of rubber gloves, two shovels, and several gallons of industrial-strength drain cleaner consisting chiefly of lye.
Watson: It’s a good shopping list if you’re planning to kill someone.
& Watson: So what do you think of New Jersey? Just made some new friends...
Holmes: Are you suggesting we become commuting consulting detectives?
Watson: Well, it’s a big state, plenty of crime. Could do worse.
Holmes: Well, if travel’s not an issue, San Pedro Sula could benefit from our presence.
Watson: You’re kidding, right?
& The Mr. Holmes: You don’t look well.
Holmes: You look as spry as ever. My compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in.
& The Mr. Holmes: Why do we ever meet like this? You’ve made a mess, Sherlock. I’m here to fix it.
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