Safe Space

South Park 19×5

& P.C. Principal: Kyle, you know what body shaming is, right? How much it can hurt someone’s life? All you have to do is check out all the comments, type out just the positive ones, and give that to Eric on paper.
    Kyle: If he doesn’t like what people say on Twitter, he can get off.
    P.C. Principal: Okay, Kyle, well maybe you’d like two weeks detention instead.
    Kyle: Give me... Give me detention.

& Whole Foods Cashier: So, with the no help for hungry kids, that’s $18.87. Out of $20... Your change is right there. Just pull out the sandwich out of the little girl’s mouth.
    Marsh: This is not streamlined.
    Cashier: It’s just the new change dispenser, sir.
    Marsh: I... I-I can’t...
    Cashier: Yeah, she’s a hungry one. You got to pull hard.

& Cartman: Oh, Kyle! You thought me having someone edit my social media would make me look stupid? You should see all the comments I’m getting.People are actually really stoked on me now.
    Butters: It’s a pretty brutal job sifting through all that darkness.

& Steven Seagal: You got a problem with me? I’m your worst nightmare. I have no fear of death. More important, I don’t fear life.’

& Cashier: Okay, looks like your total comes to $37.98. Would you like to give a dollar to help feed hungry kids?
    Marsh: Yes, I would like to give a dollar.
    Cashier: You want to give a dollar?
    Marsh: Yes, I will.
    Cashier: Oh, wow! Okay! So, that’s $10 for the beer, $4.20 in chocolate-covered peanuts, $26 in filet mignons... And $1 for hungry kids around the world! On amount of donation, it will say $10, $20, or $50. Can you just press the $1 box?
    Announcer: Attention shoppers! Somebody just joined the one-dollar club! Giving one whole dollar to help feed hungry children!
    Cashier: Here’s your T-shirt!

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& Marsh: This is a place where hope is scarce. These people are hungry. Little Jo Jo here might not eat today... But does that mean it’s okay for cashiers to ask us for money while we’re in the checkout line? It isn’t right, and it isn’t fair. Just 2 dollars a day adds up to 62 goddamn dollars a month if you go to Whole Foods as much as I do. Nobody should have to feel the shame, the humiliation, of being asked to add money onto their grocery bill. Help now. Let’s make grocery stores a safe space for all. Together, we can make a difference.
    Jo Jo: Because charity shaming hurts everyone.

& P.C. Principal: .... And Vin Diesel.
    Butters: Vin Diesel, too?!
    P.C. Principal: Look, bro, You’ve done an amazing job with Eric Cartman. You have really turned his life around. And other people deserve to be as happy as he is.

& Marsh: Let’s work together to create a completely shameless America.
    Jo Jo: Because shaming hurts everyone.

& Cashier: Okay, your total’s $37.85. And would you like to give a dollar to help put a hamster through college?
    Marsh: What?! Did you not hear anything I said?!
    Cashier: Not a problem, sir. If you could just press the «No» button, and tell the little hamster he’s not going to college. Just look him right in the eye, sir, and say, «Not today, buddy.»

& Mike: Randy! Randy, we’ve got a problem. Reality’s here. He’s trying to crash the party.
    Marsh: Reality?! Who let him in?! Shit!

& Reality: Look at you. Vin Dipshit, you say fat shaming is wrong. So in response you show off your abs. You’re the one fat shaming, idiot! What’s the matter with you people? You’re sad that people are mean? Well, I’m sorry, the world isn’t one big liberal-arts college campus! We eat too much. We take our spoiled lives for granted. Feel a little bad about it sometimes. Now, you want to put all your shit up on the Internet and have every single person say, «Hooray for you!» Fuck you. You’re all pricks.

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