Fight or Flight

Modern Family 6×15

& Gloria: You’re doing this. And don’t tell him that this is coming from me. It’s bad for a boy to know that his mother thinks he’s weak. That’s a lifetime of paying women to spank him until he cries.

& Luke: She’ll find out somehow.
    Alex: Ugh, when did you become a guy? It’s gross.
    Haley: You need to stand up and face her.
    Luke: In person?
    Haley: What are we, 30? Send her a text.

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& Cameron: Who is this God that denies us a baby, then gets a party girl pregnant, only to have her desert the baby so that we can finally get one?
    Mitchell: The same God that impregnated a virgin, sent Moses down the river in a basket, and commanded Abraham to stab his own son.
    Cameron: God only does weird baby stuff.

& Haley: This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.

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