& William: Bad news.
Customer: What?
William: We’ve got a security camera in this bit of the shop.
& William: Would you like a cup of tea before you go?
Anna: No.
William: Coffee?
Anna: No.
William: Orange juice?
Anna: Probably not.
William: Um, something else cold. Coke? Water? Some disgusting sugary drink... pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?
Anna: No.
William: Would you like something to eat? Uh, something to nibble? Um, apricots soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots... and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you’d just buy honey instead of... apricots. Um, but nevertheless, there we go there. They’re yours if you want them... Do you always say «no» to everything?
Anna: I’d better be going.
& William: This is very weird. It’s the sort of thing that happens in dreams, not in real life. I mean, good dreams. It’s a— It’s a dream, in fact, uh, to see you again.
Anna: What happens next in the dream?
William: I suppose in the, uh, dream— dream scenario— I just, uh, change my personality... because you can do that in dreams and, um, walk over and, uh, kiss the girl.
& William: So, uh, is this your first film?
12-Year-Old Actress: No. It’s my 22nd.
William: Of course it is. Any favourites among the 22?
Actress: Working with Leonardo.
William: Da Vinci?
Actress: DiCaprio.
& Max: You haven’t slept with her, have you?
William: That is a cheap question, and the answer is, or course, no comment.
Max: No comment means «yes.»
William: No, it doesn’t.
Max: Do you ever masturbate?
William: Definitely no comment.
Max: You see, it means «yes.»
& Jeff: Baby, who is it?
Anna: Uh, it’s, uh— Uh—
William: Uh, room service.
Jeff: Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats.
& Spike: Oh, Christ alive! Brilliant. Fantastic. Magnificent.
Anna: You must be Spike.
& Anna: What is it about men and nudity, huh? Particularly breasts. How can you be so interested in them?
William: Well—
Anna: But, seriously, they’re just breasts. Every second person in the world has them.
William: More than that, when you think about it. Meat Loaf has a very nice pair.
Anna: But they’re... odd-looking. They’re for milk. Your mother has them. You’ve seen a thousand of them. What’s all the fuss about?
William: Actually, I can’t think what it is, really. Let me just have a quick look.
& Anna: Rita Hayworth used to say, «They go to bed with Gilda; they wake up with me.»
William: Who’s Gilda?
Anna: Her most famous part. Men went to bed with the dream; they didn’t like it when they would wake up with the reality. Do you feel that way?
William: You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.
& William: Calm down. How about a cup of tea?
Anna: I don’t want a goddam cup of tea. I just wanna go home.
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Customer: What?
William: We’ve got a security camera in this bit of the shop.
& William: Would you like a cup of tea before you go?
Anna: No.
William: Coffee?
Anna: No.
William: Orange juice?
Anna: Probably not.
William: Um, something else cold. Coke? Water? Some disgusting sugary drink... pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?
Anna: No.
William: Would you like something to eat? Uh, something to nibble? Um, apricots soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots... and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you’d just buy honey instead of... apricots. Um, but nevertheless, there we go there. They’re yours if you want them... Do you always say «no» to everything?
Anna: I’d better be going.
& William: This is very weird. It’s the sort of thing that happens in dreams, not in real life. I mean, good dreams. It’s a— It’s a dream, in fact, uh, to see you again.
Anna: What happens next in the dream?
William: I suppose in the, uh, dream— dream scenario— I just, uh, change my personality... because you can do that in dreams and, um, walk over and, uh, kiss the girl.
& William: So, uh, is this your first film?
12-Year-Old Actress: No. It’s my 22nd.
William: Of course it is. Any favourites among the 22?
Actress: Working with Leonardo.
William: Da Vinci?
Actress: DiCaprio.
& Max: You haven’t slept with her, have you?
William: That is a cheap question, and the answer is, or course, no comment.
Max: No comment means «yes.»
William: No, it doesn’t.
Max: Do you ever masturbate?
William: Definitely no comment.
Max: You see, it means «yes.»
& Jeff: Baby, who is it?
Anna: Uh, it’s, uh— Uh—
William: Uh, room service.
Jeff: Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats.
& Spike: Oh, Christ alive! Brilliant. Fantastic. Magnificent.
Anna: You must be Spike.
& Anna: What is it about men and nudity, huh? Particularly breasts. How can you be so interested in them?
William: Well—
Anna: But, seriously, they’re just breasts. Every second person in the world has them.
William: More than that, when you think about it. Meat Loaf has a very nice pair.
Anna: But they’re... odd-looking. They’re for milk. Your mother has them. You’ve seen a thousand of them. What’s all the fuss about?
William: Actually, I can’t think what it is, really. Let me just have a quick look.
& Anna: Rita Hayworth used to say, «They go to bed with Gilda; they wake up with me.»
William: Who’s Gilda?
Anna: Her most famous part. Men went to bed with the dream; they didn’t like it when they would wake up with the reality. Do you feel that way?
William: You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.
& William: Calm down. How about a cup of tea?
Anna: I don’t want a goddam cup of tea. I just wanna go home.
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