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...если первые две минуты фильма вам не понравились, смело можете на этом остановиться и ничего не потеряете, кроме двух минут. ...
С переводом Володарского для полной аутентичности
& Cop: Hey, you got a permit for those guns?
Gang Leader: I got your permit right here.
& Kung Fury: Yeah, that’s my bicep.
& Kung Fury: Knock, knock.
Red Ninja: Who’s there?
Kung Fury: Knuckles.
& Kung Fury: His name is Adolf Hitler. Hitler, he’s the worst criminal of all time.
Hacker Man: Do you know him, sir?
Kung Fury: I guess you could say that. In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung-fu champion. He was so good at kung-fu, that he decided to change his name to ’Kung Führer’. But he didn’t stop there...
& Hacker Man: Wait a minute, using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download.
Kung Fury: What does that mean?
Hacker Man: With the right algorithms, I can hack you back in time. Just like a time machine.
Kung Fury: Well then, it’s hacking time.
& Kung Fury: Who are you?
Barbarianna: My name is... Barbarianna.
Kung Fury: What year is this?
Barbarianna: It’s the Viking Age.
Kung Fury: That explains the Laser-Raptor.
& Kung Fury: Tank you.
& Kung Fury: You don’t need that spine. It’s holding your back!
& Kung Fury: Sorry I doubted you Triceracop. You’re the best damn partner I’ve ever had.
Triceracop: I came back in time for you Kung Fury, because, damn it, I love you.
Tyrannosaurus: Teamwork is very important.
Thor: So, what happens now, Kung Fury?
Kung Fury: Well, I need to head back to the office. Looks like it’s gonna be a hell of a lot of paperwork.
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