This Little Piggy

Dexter 8×5

& Debra: ...but then I saved him.
    Dexter: You saved me? You only had to save me because you tried to kill me.

& Dexter: Okay, so I’m not perfect!

& Dexter: Try to kill us both. That solves everything.

& Dr. Vogel: That was Debra’s first step toward recovery. You should see that as a promising sign for your sister.
    Dexter: Great. I’m so fuckin’ happy for you.

& Dexter: Family therapy— who needs it? Family— a burden. They interfere. They annoy... They interrupt.

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& Harrison: Five minutes of cartoons.
    Dexter: No minutes of cartoons. ...
    Harrison: Two minutes of cartoons?

& Masuka: You’re probably wondering why I’m smiling.
    Det. Quinn: I’m never wondering why you’re smiling.

& Yates: So... which little piggy won’t be making it to market?

& Dr. Vogel: I’m glad to see that the two of you have managed to find your way back to each other.
    Debra: Well, the family that kills together...

& Debra: If anyone really knew us, they would run screaming.

& Dexter: I wanted to be with family...

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