Two and a Half Men 10×9
Jake: Oh, I’ve got good news. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Alan: Oh, that’s great.
Jake: She gave me the clap.
Alan: Wait, wait. How’s that better?
Jake: It’s a sexually transmitted disease, Dad. Sexually transmitted.
Alan: Disease.
Jake: Yeah. So you get it.
& Lyndsey: You want me to believe that one of the sexiest women in the world... hit on you and you turned her down?
Alan: Well, yes. Yes, I did. I told Kandi that I am in a committed relationship with a woman that I truly love...
Lyndsey: Really?
Alan: Yeah. I don’t need a young, rich, gorgeous movie star... with flawless skin and a great body. I have you. ... Okay, let me try that again. Um...
& Kandi: I’m used to getting what I want.
Alan: Well, yeah, yeah, Kandi, but I told you before, I have a girlfriend... and... And... And, oh, God, you smell good. Kind of like a combination of pineapple and hope.
& Kandi: I have a couple of old friends here who wanna say hello...
Alan: Hello. Hello.
Kandi: Why don’t we continue this conversation in the bedroom?
Alan: Oh, Kandi, I... I can’t. I mean... I mean, I can. Parts of me already did.
& Walden: You must really love her.
Alan: That’s the only explanation I can come up with.
& Walden: Hey, let me ask you a question.
Alan: Yes. They’re spectacular!
& Walden: Well, today your dream is coming true.
Berta: Oh! Come here, you big old talking taco.
Walden: Oh, oh. There’s one condition.
Berta: Okay, you want to do it in the house or on the hood of the car?
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