Penguins of Madagascar

& Skipper: W-We can’t do that.
    Rico: Why not?
    Skipper: Well, it’s a dangerous world out there, and we’re just penguins. You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.
    Kowalski: Yeah. Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us?

& Private: Are you my family?
    Kowalski: You don’t have a family, and we’re all gonna die.

& Skipper: Leopard seals! Nature’s snakes.
    Kowalski: Aren’t snakes nature’s snakes?
    Skipper: How should I know? I live on a flippin’ frozen tundra!

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& Skipper: Kowalski, what’s our trajectory?
    Kowalski: 95% certain we’re still doomed.
    Skipper: And the, uh, other five percent?
    Kowalski: Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.
    Skipper: I’ll take that action.

& Classified: Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!
    Short Fuse: I tried, but they don’t have hands, they just have flippers, Boss! And I have flippers. So it’s flipping useless!

& Kowalski: How long do we stand like this, Skipper?
    Skipper: Until we achieve maximum coolness. ... Coolness achieved.

& Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.
    Kowalski: We are really... awesome at this!

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