Little Bo Bleep

Modern Family 3×13

& Jay: Where’s my good girl? Gloria, is Stella up there?!
    Gloria: No. But I am. Why don’t you say hello to your wife when you come home?
    Jay: Well, why don’t you greet me at the door, wagging your tail?

& Haley: Well, I couldn’t hear it because you were showing me the bad side of your face, so—
    Claire: I have a bad side?!
    Haley: Yeah, the left.
    Phil: No, it’s the right.
    Haley: Dad, it’s totally the left. I mean, look at it.
    Phil: Sweetheart, why do you think I chose my side of the bed?

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& Mitchell: I cannot believe you laughed!
    Cameron: I am sorry. You know I have two weaknesses, children cursing and old people rapping.

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