After the Fire

Modern Family 3×8

& Cameron: I’m teaching you girls a very valuable lesson- that gay men can do anything straight men can do.
    Haley: Yeah, we know that. Do you think you’re the only gay guy that we know?
    Alex: Yeah. My soccer coach is gay.
    Haley: Our pediatrician.
    Alex: My Latin tutor.
    Haley: Nerd! Our electrician.
    Cameron: Then why were you so surprised when I said I could drive a truck?
    Haley: Not because you’re gay, because you’re you.
    Alex: And by the way, you can’t.

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& Haley: What just happened?!
    Alex: You have your fans, I have mine. Someday, your fans are going to work for my fans.
    Haley: .......

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