Two and a Half Men 10×11
& Walden: You know, last night, Kate and I went shopping at the 99-cent store. That place is amazing. Did you know that everything there is 99 cents?
Alan: Know it? I registered there for my wedding.
Walden: Two cans of peaches, 99 cents. Four pack of yogurt, 99 cents. This owl-shaped mug? Ninety-nine cents. Guess how much the wine inside was?
Alan: Uh, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say 99 cents?
Walden: Seventy-nine cents. Dented box. Heh.
& Walden: How was your day?
Kate: It’s Christmas, Sam. Happy people, wishing you peace on Earth. It was horrible.
Walden: Somebody’s got a case of the Grinches.
Kate: No, it’s a case of nine-hour shifts listening to Celine Dion murder «O Holy Night.» If I ever meet that skinny bitch, I’m gonna beat the «O holy» crap out of her. And that’s what Christmas is all about.
& Kate: Tell me about your day.
Walden: After you left, I made some breakfast. I got the mail. I did some work on that app I’ve been developing. And then I did some serious research on World War II.
Kate: Really?
Walden: I fell asleep watching the History Channel.
& Nick: By the way, your cell phone’s like your penis. When you’re at work, keep it in your pants.
& Walden: I got something else that’ll make you feel better.
Kate: Yeah?
Walden: Let’s get naked...
Kate: Ah!
Walden: ...and play some reindeer games.
& Nick: You are a natural, kid. You remind me of a young me. Except you’re taller and better looking. And probably straight...
Walden: Where are we going with this?
Nick: Apparently nowhere.
& Berta: Look at you. Drunk as your brother and none of the charm.
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