& Vernon: You ever heard the expression, «Never take candy from a baby»? It’s because even babies love candy!
& Michelangelo: What was that?
Donatello: It’s a camera flash.
Michelangelo: We know it’s a camera flash. Who’s behind the camera flash?
Donatello: By my calculations, it’s a girl.
Leonardo: Now we got to kill her...
Donatello: What?
Leonardo: With kindness! Give her some flowers, earn her trust.
& Raphael: I got this. Give me the camera.
Michelangelo: Ooh, look, he’s doing his Batman voice.
Donatello: She’s so hot, I can feel my shell tightening.
Raphael: We can hear you!
& April: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss, we’re ninjas.
Raphael: We’re mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we’re turtles.
Michelangelo: And we’re teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April: So, you’re... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
& Michelangelo: Hey, have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?
& Splinter: Of course, you’ve all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci’s original masterpiece. I submit you... Novantanove Formaggio, The 99-cheese pizza!
Michelangelo: It’s not possible...
Donatello: Mikey, it’s a trap! Pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leonardo: Mikey, don’t you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donatello: Keep it together!
Splinter: Pelago...
Michelangelo: I don’t even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Michelangelo: Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and there was this girl named April O’Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!
& Bernadette: Is there anything else we should know about them?
April: They’re ninjas.
& Vernon: So they’re... aliens?
April: No, that’s stupid. They’re turtles. They help people, I guess.
& Splinter: ...I became their father and they became my sons. Like all children, they were drawn to the distractions of popular culture. And I knew one day they would want to explore the world above. They would be ridiculed. They would need to learn to protect themselves, both mentally and physically.
& Vernon: Yeah, I’ve thought about... I’ve thought about doing, not becoming a ninja, but I was doing a bunch of yoga for like, 10 days at one point, and, uh, I pulled a hamstring.
& Donatello: Are you guys okay?
Leonardo: We’re bulletproof...
Raphael: Sweet!
& Raphael: No, no, no! Oh, no... Poor Leo, April... And that other guy. They were so young, so beautiful.
Leonardo: They ain’t dead, numb nuts.
Raphael: Oh. Right on.
& Raphael: Cowabunga!
& Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?
Donatello: 0.00000003%!
Leonardo: I’ll take it! Nobody moves, no matter what.
& Leonardo: I think this is it, guys! Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello: I’m the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost.
Leonardo: Raph?
Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together......
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& Michelangelo: What was that?
Donatello: It’s a camera flash.
Michelangelo: We know it’s a camera flash. Who’s behind the camera flash?
Donatello: By my calculations, it’s a girl.
Leonardo: Now we got to kill her...
Donatello: What?
Leonardo: With kindness! Give her some flowers, earn her trust.
& Raphael: I got this. Give me the camera.
Michelangelo: Ooh, look, he’s doing his Batman voice.
Donatello: She’s so hot, I can feel my shell tightening.
Raphael: We can hear you!
& April: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss, we’re ninjas.
Raphael: We’re mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we’re turtles.
Michelangelo: And we’re teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April: So, you’re... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
& Michelangelo: Hey, have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?
& Splinter: Of course, you’ve all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci’s original masterpiece. I submit you... Novantanove Formaggio, The 99-cheese pizza!
Michelangelo: It’s not possible...
Donatello: Mikey, it’s a trap! Pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leonardo: Mikey, don’t you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donatello: Keep it together!
Splinter: Pelago...
Michelangelo: I don’t even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Michelangelo: Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and there was this girl named April O’Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!
& Bernadette: Is there anything else we should know about them?
April: They’re ninjas.
& Vernon: So they’re... aliens?
April: No, that’s stupid. They’re turtles. They help people, I guess.
& Splinter: ...I became their father and they became my sons. Like all children, they were drawn to the distractions of popular culture. And I knew one day they would want to explore the world above. They would be ridiculed. They would need to learn to protect themselves, both mentally and physically.
& Vernon: Yeah, I’ve thought about... I’ve thought about doing, not becoming a ninja, but I was doing a bunch of yoga for like, 10 days at one point, and, uh, I pulled a hamstring.
& Donatello: Are you guys okay?
Leonardo: We’re bulletproof...
Raphael: Sweet!
& Raphael: No, no, no! Oh, no... Poor Leo, April... And that other guy. They were so young, so beautiful.
Leonardo: They ain’t dead, numb nuts.
Raphael: Oh. Right on.
& Raphael: Cowabunga!
& Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?
Donatello: 0.00000003%!
Leonardo: I’ll take it! Nobody moves, no matter what.
& Leonardo: I think this is it, guys! Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello: I’m the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost.
Leonardo: Raph?
Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together......
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