Egg Drop

Modern Family 3×12

& Gloria: ....Okay. Mwah, mwah, mwah!
    Manny: I understood «crazy old witch,» «go kill yourself,» then «I love you.»
    Jay: I’ll never get this— how you all yell at each other.
    Gloria: Ay. That’s how you know that your family loves you— when they feel free to scream at you.
    Jay: I guess I owe my ex-wife an apology. Apparently she was nuts about me.

& Claire: Well, my Dad is doing Manny’s project for him.
    Phil: He called to tell you that?
    Claire: Oh, no. He called to tell me that he wasn’t, which is exactly what you say when you are... but you don’t want anybody to suspect it.

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& Claire: Yeah, I know we’re not supposed to have favorites. But you know what? We do. And the good news is, it’s you.
    Alex: I’m not giving you my design.
    Claire: Who said anything about giving? We can work out an arrangement.
    Alex: It’s cheating.
    Claire: What do you want? Money? I got a little somethin’ set aside.
    Alex: Okay, I shouldn’t even be giving you this hint, but first, get a mirror.
    Claire: A mirror?
    Alex: Then you’re gonna look in it, and you’re gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.

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