One Nut Johnson

Two and a Half Men 10×10

& Alan: I can’t believe you’re coming home with me instead of that girl. Not that I’m not flattered, and not that I’m not willing to do things.

& Walden: Just because a woman wants to have sex with me, doesn’t mean I wanna have sex.
    Alan: I hear the words coming out of your mouth, I just don’t understand. It’s like watching HBO in Spanish.

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& Alan: So how are things with your girlfriend?
    Jake: Pretty good. Gonna get some time alone this weekend. Her kids are gonna stay with their dads.
    Alan: Dads? Plural?
    Jake: Yeah, well, before me, she picked some real losers.

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