Two and a Half Men 9×7
Alan: Ooh, so close!
& Evelyn: I must tell you, Walden, it’s so nice to finally see someone in this house who surfs for something other than porn.
& Walden: Um... Do you know a good interior designer?
Evelyn: As a matter of fact, I know a great one.
Walden: ’Evelyn Harper Interior Design...’ I thought you were a real estate agent.
Evelyn: I am. I’m also a building inspector, mortgage broker, notary public and a bail bondsman.
Walden: A bail bondsman?
Evelyn: Admittedly, that business has slowed down since my son died.
& Evelyn: What did you have in mind in terms of redecorating?
Walden: I don’t know. I just, I just want my home to reflect who I am.
Evelyn: And who are you?
Walden: I’ve got a buttload of money, but I’m a pretty simple guy. I... like people, but I don’t entertain a lot. Oh, I’m not a neat freak, but I don’t like clutter. Oh, you know, and the most important thing is, I want the house to use green renewable energy, you know, like solar power and wind power... Unless Brookstone or somebody comes out with a home nuclear reactor, because, I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want one of those?
Evelyn: “A buttload of money”...
& Jake: She’s only interested in glomming onto Walden.
Alan: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think my own mother likes him more than she likes me.
Jake: ..... Why would that make me feel better?
Alan: ..... I honestly don’t know.
& Evelyn: Relax, Alan. The only thing I want to pull out of that boy’s pants is his wallet.
& Walden: I’m going to pick up your mom. We’re going furniture shopping.
Alan: Okay, well, just a little heads up before you journey to the caves of Mordor. My mother has what you might call a, uh, proclivity for younger men.
Walden: You mean she’s like a cougar?
Alan: No, she’s not “like a cougar” she’s the mother of all cougars.
Walden: So kind of an uber-cougar?
Alan: A super duper uber-cougar.
Walden: You think a bit of better butter would make her bitter batter better?
Alan: What?
Walden: I just like saying that.
& Walden: I’m not going to hook up with your mom.
Alan: Yeah, if I had a dime for every time I heard that, I’d have $3.60... And I know that doesn’t sound like a lot, but it is 36 times.
Walden: That’s a very weird thing to keep track of.
Alan: I got a lot of free time.
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