Eating the Blame

Fargo 1×4

& Helena: And for this... we gave up everything.
    Stavros: Gave up?! What did we have? Debts, screaming phone calls, bill collectors at the door...
    Helena: At least it was warm.

& Stavros: God is real. God is real.

& Lorne: Am I under arrest?
    Gus: You’re handcuffed. Of course you’re under arrest.
    Lorne: On what charge?
    Gus: It— um— We’ll figure that out at the station.
    Lorne: Okay.

& Schmidt: Deputy Grimly—
    Lorne: Forgiveness— that’s the heart of the Good Book. Turn the other cheek, second chances, Amen. So, no, I don’t hold a grudge against the Deputy, though I’m lucky I had my nitroglycerin pills with me, I tell you, uffda.

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& Lorne: Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?
    Gus: What?!
    Lorne: I said, “Did you know that the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?” My question for you is, why?
    Gus: No, no, no, just h-hold on.
    Lorne: When you figure out the answer to my question, then you’ll have the answer to yours.

& Lester: It’s— it’s these two fellas. You see, the thing— I think I may have been kidnapped, is the thing.

& Dimitri: Dad, you’re not being very nice.
    Stavros: “Nice”? You think you go down to a car dealership, buy a car with nice? You think the girls at titty bar care about nice? It’s kill or be killed, son.

& Gus: What’s that about a riddle? Like, um, how come the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?
    Molly: ’Cause of predators.
    Gus: Uh...
    Molly: Used to be, we were monkeys, right? And in the woods, in the jungle, everything’s green. So, in order to not get eaten by panthers and bears and the like, we had to be able to see them, you know, in the grass and trees and such.
    Gus: Predators... So what do we do now?

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