A Muddy Road

Fargo 1×3

& Lorne: You done? Here it is. You’re screwed. You made a choice, and this is the consequence. Me, I’m the consequence.

& Lorne: You ready? I’ve got two questions and one comment, understand? First question, why $43,613?..

& Lorne: You ready for the comment?.. You’re an idiot. Good news, I’m taking over.

& Gina: Well, I was good... I got great tits. And I’m super... flexible. ... Hi.
    Lester: ... Hi.

John Lee Hooker — Crawlin King Snake

♪ I’m just gonna keep on crawling, now, baby ♪
♪ until the day I die ♪

& Gina: So, tell me... handsome... what’s a girl gotta do to get that money... quick? ’Cause I will do... anything.

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& Stretch: How ’bout a Zombie Kit?
    Lorne: What’s that, now?
    Stretch: Zombie Kit. Shotgun, machete, some Bactine. It’s a side business. I make up these knapsacks for the zombie apocalypse. You know, in case the undead come back to life and the world gets all dog-eat-dog.
    Lorne: It’s already dog-eat-dog, friend. Not sure what worse a bunch a zombies could do.

& Stavros Milos: You like that? Saint Lawrence. Patron saint of hard asses. Burned alive by the Romans. You know what he said?.. “Turn me over. I’m done on this side.” That’s a goddamn saint!

& Greta: You know, just tell them the truth, you know, and say you’re sorry. What you always tell me.
    Grimly: You’re a good girl.
    Greta: As far as you know.

& Molly: Hey, you ever heard of a spider layin’ eggs in a person’s neck?.. Friend of mine said it happened to a friend of hers.
    Greta: Gross.
    Molly: Yeah. Said they were— He was sleepin’, and all these baby spiders just ran right out. Not sure I want to live in a world where something like that can happen to a person.

& Chaz: Hey there, Lester.
    Lester: Hey. So... which one makes the biggest hole?

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