Two and a Half Men 9×13
& Walden: You’ve mistaken toothpaste for lubricant?
Alan: Just once. Stung like hell, but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden: Wait, how do you know it was minty fresh?
Alan: Years of yoga and loneliness.
& Walden: Will you at least be my lawyer?
Zoey: Of course. I’m already screwing you.
& Walden: Before we get to voting, I’d like to introduce you to Zoey Hyde-Tottingham-Pierce, my new attorney and sex partner.
Zoey: My card just says “attorney.”
& Alan: What makes you think we want to talk about business? Aw, come on. I may have been born yesterday, but I was up late last night.
Robin: What does that even mean?
Alan: It means... I don’t know. I heard it in a movie.
& Robin: What do you say we forget about business and just enjoy the evening?
Alan: Well, I’m all for enjoying the evening, but your hand is on my business.
Robin: Would you like me to move it?
Alan: Yes. Slowly and in a circular fashion.
& Robin: How about a brand-new red Porsche?
Alan: ........ I just love being inside you.
& Walden: Well, tell me about the product. How does it work?
Alan: Oh, really, really simple. It’s two hard rubber balls attached to a stick that you lay on and move up and down your spine.
Walden: How is that high-tech?
Alan: Uh... we’d sell it over the Internet?
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