The Proton Transmogrification

The Big Bang Theory 7×22

& Penny: So, when is it?
    Leonard: Uh, well, it’s not May the fifth... and it’s not May the third... It’s May the fourth. Get it?
    Raj: May the fourth be with you?..
    Leonard: “May the force be with you.” Get it?
    Penny: Oh, no. This face wasn’t because I didn’t get it.

& Sheldon: What are you doing?
    Leonard: Comforting you?
    Sheldon: Y-Your heart might be in the right place, but your head, chest and arms certainly aren’t.

& Amy: Are you sure you don’t want to go say good-bye?
    Sheldon: Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time.
    Amy: And watching a bunch of goofy space movies you’ve seen hundreds of times isn’t?
    Sheldon: If we were in a physical relationship, you just lost sex tonight.

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& Raj: You sure? Not even coffee? We have R2-Decaf.
    Howard: Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia?
    Raj: And if you’re not in the mood for coffee, I can always make you a Chai Tea-3PO.
    Penny: Oh, I get it— like C-3PO. What happened to me?!

& Howard: You’re being so quiet. Are you upset or are you just rebooting?

& Sheldon: I appreciate the offer, but Arthur is gone and there’s nothing I can do about it. When Darth Vader struck down Obi-Wan, did Luke cry like a baby and go to his funeral?
    Penny: No. He blew up the Death Star. Why do I know this?!

& Raj: Before you go, at least let me pack you some Attack of the Scones for the road.
    Penny: Oh, like Attack of the Clones. We are leaving right now!

& Raj: Episode I— The Phantom Menace. Let’s get this over with.
    Howard: Since we all agree Episode I isn’t our favorite, maybe we just skip it this time...
    Sheldon: Yeah, Howard, I think you of all people should avoid espousing the principle that if something is not our favorite we should just get rid of it.

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