When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet

House of Lies 2×2

& Doug: Ah! You see that? Viva Las Vegas, baby! Or should I say, “viva lost wages?”

& Hotschragar: You’re not going to sue. It would make you poison out there. But you know that. But what you don’t seem to grasp is that while firing all the whistleblowers is indeed not a viable option, we could get away with firing one, especially if she’s not measuring up professionally... Now, your work here has been excellent. I presume that won’t change?.. But, um, sometimes things are just... whew! They are beyond our control. Millions of years, dinosaurs ruled the planet. Then this meteor just falls out of the sky and poof, no more dinosaurs.

& Marty: Hey. Hi. How was, uh, your meeting with Julianne?
    Jeannie: Oh, great. I had sex with her. You know me.

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& Pincus: I have nothing against making money. Don’t get me wrong. But I love what I do. I still get a thrill walking through the casino, and I’m not gonna get that from a bunch of... faceless nobodies fingering their iPads, waiting for their dicks to get hard again so that they can jerk off to more porn.

& Clyde: Please tell me you talked to Carlson last night at the club.
    Marty: If by “talk to Carlson” you mean I didn’t talk to Carlson then yeah.

& Clyde: Uh, you win again, Guggenheim. Well, let’s hold it up. All it took to make one friend was several bottles of $2,000 Cristal, so good for you.
    Doug: Wrong. Incorrect, Clyde. Look at the menu. Champagne is $20.
    Clyde: Oh, I’m so sorry, my friend. It’s not a decimal point. Pepper. $2,000.

& Marty: I love you, too.

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