Two and a Half Men 6×6
Charlie: I love having him around because I always know he’s leaving. Don’t take the leaving part away from me, Alan.
& Jake: They are fighting a lot.
Alan: They’re fighting?
Jake: Yep. 31.
Alan: 31?!
Jake: It’s what you get when you add 24 and seven. You know, they’re fighting all the time. 24/7. 31.
Charlie: I’m not gonna make it three months, Alan.
& Herb: The thing is, talking with you and seeing how you live, I’m convinced I’m better off single.
Charlie: Is that so?
Herb: Oh, yeah. I mean, why chew on one chicken wing when you can eat from the whole bucket...
Charlie: Just so there’s no confusion. Chicken wings are...?
Herb: Women, Charlie. I was offering up a metaphor.
Charlie: And you went with wings rather than breasts and thighs.
Herb: Ooh, that is better!
& Charlie: How’d you know I was here?
Herb: Well, I tried calling, but your phone must be broken, so I went by your house and Jake said you went out. All I had to do was punch “liquor” into the ol’ in-dash navigation system, and three stops later, voila.
& Judith: How did this happen? How did I blow another marriage?
Alan: Oh, sweetie, you can’t blame yourself. Although... you are the common denominator.
& Judith: Alan, I’m 40 years old. How am I ever gonna start over again?
Alan: I know, I know. And soon you’re gonna be 41...
& Judith: Do you have any idea what it’s like to try and date when all the men your age are only interested in 25-year-old hard bodies?
Alan: Well, you can’t blame us... Of course, you can’t compete hard body to hard body, but... you’re still a very desirable woman.
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