Glee 1x15

The Power of Madonna

Season 1, Episode 15

& Sue: “Madonna.” Simply saying the word aloud makes me feel powerful. Even in voice-over, how I have worshipped her ever since I was a little girl. Sorry, Angie Jolie, Catherine the Great... Madonna is the most powerful woman to ever walk the face of the Earth.


& Sue: What does your bracelet say?
    Santana: “W.W.M.D.” “What would Madonna do?”
    Sue: Well, the answer to that question is usually date a younger man.


& Rachel: Can I ask you guys something private?
    Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel.


& Quinn: Would you please stop talking? You’re grossing out* my baby.


& Emma: Oh, um, that’s a hot-button* topic, isn’t it? I mean, when to do that. This is the perfect chat to have with your mom.
    Rachel: I have two gay dads.
    Emma: Right, right... you, um... How about your rabbi?


& Sue: You think this is hard?! I’m passing a gallstone* as we speak! That’s hard!


& Please sit down.
    Sue: No.
    Emma: O-okay. Um, I was just wondering why Madonna’s playing everywhere except my office.
    Sue: Well, it’s simple, Arlene. You don’t deserve the power of Madonna. You have none of her self-confidence, her power over her body or her sexual magnetism. Simply put, you have all the sensuality of one of those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate. I had your, uh, intercom disconnected.

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& Will: What comes to mind when you see that name?
    Rachel: Genius.
    Kurt: Icon.
    Noah: Hall of Fame MILF.


& Finn 2 Santana: Hey, uh, so, that offer of yours uh, to lose... the big V... Mm-hmm... I’m in.


& Emma: ...it struck me that the Big Mo is always in control of everything. Her life is her own. ... So I need to take control of myself and my body, just like Madonna. Which is why... I’m planning on doing the nasty with you tonight at your place. Foreplay shall begin at 7:30 sharp. So, what do you think? Not that it matters.


& Kurt: I’m gay. She’s black. We make culture.



--Dict:
grossing out — The act of brossing someone out through mental or physical imagry.
hot-button — болевой
gallstone — желчный камень


+ on Imdb.

__ This's all so Madonna-y episode.