The Thespian* Catalyst
Season 4, Episode 14
& Sheldon: Good evening. I’m your guest lecturer, Dr. Sheldon Cooper. ............ I was expecting applause, but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.
& Raj: Ooh, somebody took pictures and uploaded them to their Flickr account.
Leonard: Wow. How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?
Howard: Apparently, if you’re Sheldon, all you need to do is turn your back.
& Penny: Hey, Leonard, is your Wi-Fi down? I can’t get on.
Leonard: Oh, Sheldon changed the password. It’s now “Penny is a freeloader.” ... No spaces.
& Howard: Sheldon still moping*?
Leonard: Yeah, it’s weird. Even though he didn’t want to give the lecture in the first place, being rejected by those students really hit him hard.
Raj: I know the feeling. It’s like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. .......... It... It happened to a friend of mine.
& Amy: Well, that was the last arrow in my quiver* of whimsy*.
Sheldon: Do you realize that teaching is the first thing I’ve failed at since my
& Amy: There are things we could do about it.
Sheldon: For instance?
Amy: Well, the first thing that comes to mind is isolating the part of your brain where the memory is stored and destroying it with a laser.
Sheldon: Hmm, no. One slip of the hand, and suddenly I’m sitting in the Engineering Department, building doodads* with Wolowitz.
& Amy: Perhaps you should consider taking acting lessons.
Sheldon: Acting lessons... Interesting. It might help if I could act as though I care about my students and whether or not they learn.
& Sheldon: I need you to teach me.
Penny: You want an acting lesson?
Sheldon: Perhaps two. I’d like to master the craft.
& Penny: Does this mean you are done mocking my acting career?
Sheldon: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought making the transition from actor to acting teacher was the signal that one’s career had reached the end of the road.
& Howard: Raj, I have amazing news! I just got offered a fellowship at the Weitzmann Institute in Israel.
Raj: Dude, that’s incredible!
Howard: I know. The only thing is, I’m gonna be gone for two years.
Raj: Aw, I’m gonna miss you. Are you going with him?
Bernadette: I have to stay here for school.
Howard: That’s what we’re here to talk to you about. You see, Bernadette has needs.
Raj: What kind of needs?
Bernadette: Sexual needs. Most of them regular, but some of them kind of messed up.
& Penny: Come on, you got to work with me. We need to get connected with our bodies.
Sheldon: Penny, my body and I have a relationship that works best when we maintain a cool, wary distance from each other.
& Howard: ... My last wish is that you look after Bernadette.
Raj: Of course, of course. Now when you say “look after,” you mean...
Bernadette: Sexually.
Raj: Excuse me, Bernadette. I have to hear it from him.
Howard: Sexually.
Raj: Got it. Take care. I guess I have no choice but to make sweet, guilt-free love to you over and over again for the rest of my life.
Bernadette: That’s how I heard it.
& Penny: Mrs. Cooper, hey, it’s Penny. ... Yeah, I think I broke your son. Hey, hold on. Talk to your mother.
Sheldon: Mommy, I love you. Don’t let Spock take me to the future!
& Raj: Dance number aside, I’m so not gay.
--- Dict:
Thespian — драматический; трагический
moping — хандрить
quiver — колчан
whimsy — фантазия
chin-up — подтягивание до подбородка
doodad — штуковина
doodads — безделушки; декорация
messed up = Something that is strange or weird.
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