Glee 1x14

Hell-O

Season 1, Episode 14

& Kurt: We’re glitterati*. I feel like Lady Gaga.


& Sue: Hey, buddy, you get a haircut? Looks awful.
    Will: What are you doing here?
    Sue: I’m just dropping off a mocha* for my maharishi. I took the liberty of making it a double whip. Because after our conciliatory dinner, I happen to know that there is nothing you won’t eat whipped cream off of.


& Will: Wait, what the hell is going on here? You suspended her after she leaked our set list at sectionals.
    Principal Figgins: Yes, and the point of suspension is reinstatement.


& Noah ’Puke’: I’m not breaking up with you. I’m just saying, please stop super-sizing, ’cause... I don’t dig on fat chicks.
    Quinn: I’m pregnant.
    Noah: And that’s my fault?


& Sue: There. You no longer confuse me with your she-male looks. I’m going to donate this to the victims of hurricane Katrina. They can use it to plug the holes in their trailers.


& Will: Okay, look, Sue, if you’re back, let’s bury the hatchet.
    Sue: I won’t be burying any hatchets, William, unless I happen to get a clear shot to your groin*.


& Will: When you answer the phone, what do you say?
    Mercedes: What up?
    Artie: Who this be?
    Kurt: No, she’s dead. This is her son.


& Sue: You two should be wetting yourselves with shame. Glee club won sectionals, and you did nothing to stop it. If you were samurai, and my letter opener were sharp enough, I would ask you both right now to commit seppuku. In Japanese, this means ritual belly-slitting.
    Brittany: We were seduced by the glitz and glamour of show biz.

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& Finn: Hey, I’m right here. Would you guys mind, like, including me in your conversations?
    Dottie: I’ll just give you an introduction into the way that we work. You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It’s like the best deal ever.


& Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?


& Emma: You smell great, your teeth are clean... You’re very sweet. It’s not that. I’m... I just haven’t been, uh... intimate in a very, very long time.
    Will: How long?
    Emma: Ever. I just haven’t found the right person. You know, someone who won’t reject me when things get really hard with my, um, with my problems.


& Sue: Ladies, I misjudged you. You may be two of the stupidest teens I’ve ever encountered. And that’s saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin.


& Sue: Anything else?
    Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.


& Rachel: You wanted to see me, coach Sylvester?
    Sue: I did, Rachel. I want to introduce you to the McKinley high old maids club.


& Terri: Beautiful table. Meticulous*, really. I guess being crazy has its benefits.



--Dict:
glitterati — заправилы шоу-бизнеса
mocha — кофе мокко
groin — пах
Meticulous — тщательный


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