10 февр. 2011 г.

The Big Bang

& Ned Cruz: We've all got kinks. Contrary to what science tells us, all DNA does not twist the same. {...} We've all got kinks. The built-in closets where they hide. There is always the fear that some day, someone walks into your closet, and switches on the light and there in the corner, is your kink. And most terrible fear of all... the fear of being exposed.


& Ned: If I write you a letter and sprinkle it with Chanel No 5, would you believe me when I tell you that I'm done for the day?


& Ned: 3 days later, they found Skinny Faddeev in the kitchen at Prostranstva. And its hard to tell the difference between former Master and Borscht.


& Detective Poley: What the fucks all this got to do with finding the stripper?
    Ned: What the fucks a bastard condom got to with your birth certificate, Poley? It's just cause and effect.


& Drummer: Just remember... Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. Cupid is blind.
    Ned: Yeah. {...}
    Detective Frizer: What the fuck was that about?
    Ned: Love and... longing*. He knew what was going to happen. He always knows.
    Poley: Holy Shit! He's doing it again. Cruz, what the fuck you talking about?
    Detective Skeres: Jazz. Sex, your heartbeat... your soul.


& Fay Neman: Wow! You totally dont belong here.
    Ned: Where is here?
    Fay: Around people like this. Red Auras... Material, physical. Blue: Reverence*. And... mostly Yellow: Intellectual. You're Grey. You are so conflicted. But you've also got this purple-red spiritual vibe... Its extremely rare on this Earth, but... there's something so dark about you.
    Ned: Is there anything else to see around here?


& Ned: When do you get off?
    Fay: About 14 minutes after I start fucking.


& Fay: You gotta understand, everything behaves like a particle in a wave at the same time until something is actually observed. Because of the same multiple states of reality simultaneously. Then only you actually observe anything, anywhere in the universe, to change it. And if that thing is entangled in a relationship with anything else, it changes still, instantly. And that's faster than a speed of light. But you know what, nothing's faster than speed of light. It's real-life magic... and Atom. It's made of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons. And Protons and Neutrons are made up of Quarks... and Quarks are held together by Gluons... and Gluons are Bosons, and Bosons... are elementary particles, which are the fundamental forces of nature!!!


& Simon Kestral: At 7:00 AM tomorrow morning, with $5 billion worth of show-off technology, I'm gonna answer the greatest question of all time.
    Ned: Why do men have nipples?


& Niels Geck: When the universe was created... There was an equal amount of matter and antimatter. And they should've annihilated each other leaving nothing but empty space. There's just no explaining for, how this universe acquired mass. There's no explanation at all for how we're here in a physical sense. Unless, unless there is some... special, mysterious particle which actually gives mass... well, to everything. In a sense, such a particle must exist, but we've never seen it. It's like love. We know it exists. We can feel it, but we've never saw it.


& Simon Kestral: Questions?


& Simon Kestral: It was his own damn fault.
    Julie Kestral: His fault?
    Simon: You bet. Because the only error is our human errors.


& Geck: A black hole.
    Ned: What was that?
    Geck: A black hole. Theoretically, collisions with this much energy, could create a black hole that could swallow the Earth. Or create estrangements* that could initiate runaway fusion, and turn the planet into a shrunken lump of strange matter.
    Ned: We've got nothing to worry about.


& Frizer: Lex Parsimoniae. What does it mean?
    Ned: Why, it's the Latin expression for a philosophical concept, known as 'Occam's Razor'. In language that Poley can understand, it means... "All things being equal. The simplest solution is the best." Now in this case it just means that a lonely physicist......


& — Dr. Geck is not answering his telephone.
    Simon: Geck the geek. Fuck him.


& Skeres: You're an asshole, Frizer. Roll-it-down asshole. If we've a contest, 'World's biggest asshole', you coming second.
    Frizer: Yeah? Why not first?
    Skeres: Because you're an asshole.


& Fay: So, were you really blind that whole time? So you just kinda smash things together and see what comes out?
    Ned: Most of the time, yes. More or less.
    Fay: I mean, Newtonian mechanics is so 17th century. Cause and Effect are totally bogus. And Reality, I mean reality is just a wave function. It's all about likelihood, nothing is certain. I mean, you solved everything. You got the girl and I got the Gecko. And $30 million worth of diamonds. That we should really give back, you know... to like Angola, or Liberia... or The Ivory Coast or The Republic of the Congo. Or something... I don't know. But man, I really like this car.



-- Dict:
kink — излом; заскок; запутываться
longing — страстное желание
Reverence — благоговение; почтительность; реверанс
estrangement — разобщенность; разрыв


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