The Laureate Accumulation

The Big Bang Theory 12×18

President Siebert: Who needs to be likable when you have Nobel Laureates campaigning for you?
Sheldon: Oh, yeah-- wait a minute. Do you not think we're likable?
President Siebert: That's what's great about you, you never stop asking the tough questions.

Sheldon: I was jealous, angry and new to Twitter. It was a dangerous combination.

Amy: We need them on our side, but unfortunately, Sheldon...
Penny: No. "Unfortunately, Sheldon..." that's all you got to say.

Penny: They're pretty smart. Don't you think they're gonna realize it's just a bribe?
Sheldon: No, you'd think, but sometimes brilliant people can be painfully oblivious to social cues.
Penny: ... Thank you for pointing that out, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Anytime.

Sheldon: Oh, he arranged the cookies to spell out "thank you..."
Amy: ... Sheldon, that word isn't "thank."

Howard: The Frightened Little Astronaut?
Raj: That looks just like you!.. Look how tiny and scared you look.

Penny: Okay, what did he say that was so insulting?
Amy: Well, he may have suggested there was an inelegance to the quadrupole normalization of Smoot's data.
Penny: .... Damn!

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Sheldon: Sometimes I wish I could invent a time machine, so I could go back and prevent myself from acting so rashly.
Leonard: Or moving forward, you could think before you speak.
Sheldon: I suppose so.
Leonard: But the time machine thing is probably more likely.

Stuart: Bernadette said you weren't crazy about the book.
Howard: No. It's great. I just don't want anyone to ever see it or read it or know it exists.

Penny: Okay, look, Sheldon's a pain in the ass. But Dr. Fowler's really nice. So if you average them out-- math...

Howard: It's a children's book. I mean, cats don't wear hats. And if someone gives you green eggs, it ends with you on the toilet trying to make a deal with God.

Bernadette: I guess it would just take a really brave man to put an embarrassing story like that out into the world, just so it might help some frightened children not feel so alone.
Howard: Wow. That is quite the guilt trip... Are you sure you're not Jewish?
Bernadette: I'm just a wife that is so proud of her husband, and doesn't think that he has anything to be embarrassed about.
Howard: Oh. You're sounding less and less Jewish.

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