The Neonatal Nomenclature

The Big Bang Theory 11×16

Sheldon: Not to brag, but Amy's last birthday brought my coital tally up to four...
Leonard: ...Whatever you're doing, it's not bragging.

Howard: Okay, is this the hormones, or have you always been a lunatic?

Penny: You know, I always thought Christian was a nice name.
Howard: I don't know. Sounds a little too uncircumcised.

Penny: Okay. I surrender.
Sheldon: Nice try, Penny. It takes more than everybody not enjoying it to stop a game with Sheldon Cooper.

Raj: Hey, what'd you name him?
Neil Michael. Neil for Armstrong, Gaiman, and Diamond. Michael because Bernie had to get six stitches.

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