& Paula: Apparently he’s a bit of a handful, a real bad egg. I mean, if you look at his file, you’ll see that for yourself. We’re talking disobedience, stealing, spitting, running away, throwing rocks, kicking stuff, defacing stuff, burning stuff, loitering and graffiti. And that’s just the stuff we know about.
& Paula: Who’s that Crocodile Dundee guy over there?
& Hec: You ever worked on a farm before or you just... ornamental?
& Ricky: Is there anything you want me to do?
Hec: Yeah... leave me alone.
& Bella: What are you gonna call him?
Ricky: Um, still thinking. Something fierce to reflect its true nature. Either Psycho, Megatron... or Tupac.
& Minister: You know, sometimes in life, it seems like there’s no way out... like a sheep trapped in a maze designed by wolves. And you know that if you’re ever in that situation, there are always two doors to choose from. And through the first door... Oh, it’s easy to get through that door and on the other side waiting for you are all the nummiest treats you can imagine. Fanta, Doritos, L&P, Burger Rings, Coke Zero... But you know what? There’s also another door, not the Burger Ring door, not the Fanta door; another door that’s harder to get through. Guess what’s on the other side?.. Anyone want to take a guess?...
Ricky: Vegetables?
& Minister: N-No, not vegeta... No. You would think Jesus. I thought Jesus the first time I-I-I-I came across that door. It’s not Jesus. It’s another door. And guess what’s on the other side of that door?...
— Jesus?
Minister: Jesus. Yeah, Jesus. He’s tricky like that, Jesus. So let us pray, to Jesus, please, and make it a bit easier to get through those doors, uh, to find you and your bounty of delicious confectionary.
& Ricky: Maybe you could... write a haiku to express your feelings.
Hec: A what?
Ricky: Lost in the forest.
A sore ankle, poor uncle.
Oh well, never mind.
& Ricky: What if we just keep living here, and if they try to take the farm, we’ll just have a shootout, like Scarface... Except we don’t have any cocaine.
& Ricky: Yeah, but how? With what?
Hec: Oh, I don’t know. The knack.
Ricky: Oh yeah, the knack. What’s that? How do you get it?
Hec: It’s not a thing. It’s just... You just get it. It’s a... Oh, it’s a way of, um... it’s a way of figuring things out without having to think too hard or... or talk, more importantly.
& Hec: You know, most people who die in the bush... they’re found naked.
Ricky: Ew.
Hec: Yeah, they panic, and they think their clothes are slowing them down. They throw them away, and then the cold gets to them. But the trick is... this is the knack... you stay calm, you look for water, you follow it to high ground until you can see what’s going on.
& Hec: Yeah. Shit just got real!
& Hec: Have fun. Don’t go wandering just stick to the tracks. If you get desperate... eat your dog.
Ricky: What?!
Hec: You’ll be right, mate. Just bloody well come back, OK?
& Ricky: What would Uncle do? What would Uncle do?... Oh yes. Yes! Find water, and then go to higher ground. And don’t get naked.
& Ricky: Do you think we’ve walked a thousand miles yet? Like the wildebeest?
Hec: Well, it feels like it, eh?
Ricky: Yeah. Always on the move, always on the lookout for hunters, just like the wildebeest, except humans. We’re... Wilderpeople.
Hec: Yeah, that’s us.
& Hec: ..... What?!
Ricky: I was trying to tell you it was like The Lord of the Rings.
& Psycho Sam: Bastards! That’s the typical government. Always trying to step on the little guy just for living his life. It never stops either. That’s why I can’t go back. Not going to be part of the machine. Form fillers.
Ricky: Form fillers?
Psycho Sam: That’s how they get you. Anything you want to do in life, you got to fill out a form. And they’ve got forms for everything. You fill it out, it goes upstairs, and then they make you fill out a new form, just to confirm it was you that filled out the first form. And if ever you want to stop filling out forms, well, there’s about five different forms for that.
& Psycho Sam: Don’t even get me started on the national rugby team. They’re not human.
& Ricky: I didn’t choose the skux life; the skux life chose me.
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& Paula: Who’s that Crocodile Dundee guy over there?
& Hec: You ever worked on a farm before or you just... ornamental?
& Ricky: Is there anything you want me to do?
Hec: Yeah... leave me alone.
& Bella: What are you gonna call him?
Ricky: Um, still thinking. Something fierce to reflect its true nature. Either Psycho, Megatron... or Tupac.
& Minister: You know, sometimes in life, it seems like there’s no way out... like a sheep trapped in a maze designed by wolves. And you know that if you’re ever in that situation, there are always two doors to choose from. And through the first door... Oh, it’s easy to get through that door and on the other side waiting for you are all the nummiest treats you can imagine. Fanta, Doritos, L&P, Burger Rings, Coke Zero... But you know what? There’s also another door, not the Burger Ring door, not the Fanta door; another door that’s harder to get through. Guess what’s on the other side?.. Anyone want to take a guess?...
Ricky: Vegetables?
& Minister: N-No, not vegeta... No. You would think Jesus. I thought Jesus the first time I-I-I-I came across that door. It’s not Jesus. It’s another door. And guess what’s on the other side of that door?...
— Jesus?
Minister: Jesus. Yeah, Jesus. He’s tricky like that, Jesus. So let us pray, to Jesus, please, and make it a bit easier to get through those doors, uh, to find you and your bounty of delicious confectionary.
& Ricky: Maybe you could... write a haiku to express your feelings.
Hec: A what?
Ricky: Lost in the forest.
A sore ankle, poor uncle.
Oh well, never mind.
& Ricky: What if we just keep living here, and if they try to take the farm, we’ll just have a shootout, like Scarface... Except we don’t have any cocaine.
& Ricky: Yeah, but how? With what?
Hec: Oh, I don’t know. The knack.
Ricky: Oh yeah, the knack. What’s that? How do you get it?
Hec: It’s not a thing. It’s just... You just get it. It’s a... Oh, it’s a way of, um... it’s a way of figuring things out without having to think too hard or... or talk, more importantly.
& Hec: You know, most people who die in the bush... they’re found naked.
Ricky: Ew.
Hec: Yeah, they panic, and they think their clothes are slowing them down. They throw them away, and then the cold gets to them. But the trick is... this is the knack... you stay calm, you look for water, you follow it to high ground until you can see what’s going on.
& Hec: Yeah. Shit just got real!
& Hec: Have fun. Don’t go wandering just stick to the tracks. If you get desperate... eat your dog.
Ricky: What?!
Hec: You’ll be right, mate. Just bloody well come back, OK?
& Ricky: What would Uncle do? What would Uncle do?... Oh yes. Yes! Find water, and then go to higher ground. And don’t get naked.
& Ricky: Do you think we’ve walked a thousand miles yet? Like the wildebeest?
Hec: Well, it feels like it, eh?
Ricky: Yeah. Always on the move, always on the lookout for hunters, just like the wildebeest, except humans. We’re... Wilderpeople.
Hec: Yeah, that’s us.
& Hec: ..... What?!
Ricky: I was trying to tell you it was like The Lord of the Rings.
& Psycho Sam: Bastards! That’s the typical government. Always trying to step on the little guy just for living his life. It never stops either. That’s why I can’t go back. Not going to be part of the machine. Form fillers.
Ricky: Form fillers?
Psycho Sam: That’s how they get you. Anything you want to do in life, you got to fill out a form. And they’ve got forms for everything. You fill it out, it goes upstairs, and then they make you fill out a new form, just to confirm it was you that filled out the first form. And if ever you want to stop filling out forms, well, there’s about five different forms for that.
& Psycho Sam: Don’t even get me started on the national rugby team. They’re not human.
& Ricky: I didn’t choose the skux life; the skux life chose me.
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