Double Click

Modern Family 7×22

& Phil: Claire. There’s a girl in Luke’s bed!
    Claire: Where’s Luke?
    Phil: With the girl! Should we just make a noise and scare her off?
    Claire: Is it a girl or a possum?

& Phil: Andy, if I could bottle you up and put you into a cologne, you know what I’d call it?.. «Initiative.» The black-and-white commercial would have models turning into panthers. «Initiative — a unisex fragrance from California.»

& Manny: Just double-click here.
    Jay: Didn’t work.
    Manny: Well, that’s because you didn’t double-click. You just clicked twice.
    Jay: The hell’s the difference?
    Manny: Double-click. See?
    Jay: That’s exactly what I did! Double... click.
    Manny: No, you’re still just clicking twice. Listen to me— «Double-click.» Not «Double... click.»
    Jay: I’m not an idiot. Double-click!
    Manny: You can’t possibly think that’s the same thing!
    Jay: It’s the exact same thing! Double-click! Double-click!
    Manny: Oh, what the... It’s the first time I’ve ever used the F-word.

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& Alex: Oh, come on, Dad. Don’t be so naive. We were all 17 once. It’s not like we all—
    Phil: I sat there like that for 20 minutes.

& Claire: Sometimes, you have one of those days where you are surrounded by people but you still feel pretty lonely. All you want to do is go home to the comfort of your family. But sometimes, even your family can’t give you that comfort. Because it turns out they’ve all had one of those days, too. All you can do is wait for days like that to be over... so you can go to bed and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow.

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