Crazy Train

Modern Family 7×21

& Luke: Dude, how much choice action are we gonna get on this trip?
    Manny: I’m managing my expectations.
    Luke: Don’t you know anything about trains? Chicks go crazy! The vibrations get them all worked up. Also, they’re trapped, which is nice.

& Manny: Luke, she’s a little old!
    Luke: Hey, Jennifer Lopez is like 90. Doesn’t mean I don’t pretend she’s my pillow every now and then.

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& Simon Hastings: After 10 years of paralyzing writer’s block, I at last felt that I was drinking directly from the teat of the muse. But she was no muse. She was a succubus.

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