Three Turkeys

Modern Family 6×8

& Phil: You put the giblets in a pan?
    Luke: Yes, chef.
    Phil: Thanks, a boy named Sous... chef.
    Luke: I don’t get it, but I trust you.

& Gloria: So you don’t feel guilty?
    Jay: For what? Not sharing this 30-year-old scotch with Phil? He mixes it with 7up, Gloria.

& Phil: I’m gonna grab a scotch. Anyone know where Jay keeps the 7up?

---

& Phil: The trip over here killed the casserole. The biscuits are hard. The gravy has a skin on it like a sharecropper’s neck.
    Nigella Lawson: ’Are your onions in hot water, Philip?’
    Phil: Yes, I would say they are!

& Manny: This is all just bad luck. Just take your panties and go.
    Alex: Ah. Re-creating the quaint part of the pilgrim story where they trade underwear for corn?

--
On the IMDb