Strangers in the Night

Modern Family 6×9

& Cameron: Okay. I got a surprise for you.
    Lily: It better not be another baby.

& Lily: So, Larry’s allowed to sit on the couch and I’m not?
    Cameron: Well, Larry is white.
    Lily: Hey, you chose me!
    Cameron: Oh, uh, that’s not what I meant.

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& Jay: Look, I know you’re not a dog person.
    Gloria: I don’t mind dogs. I’m just not a dog person person.

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